I love this joke… poor Sarah

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.


I feel like this could easily be me… cos I do stupid things when I see spiders… ugh

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

I feel like this could easily be me… cos I do stupid things when I see spiders… ugh

my #niece giving me #feels… she’s so #spoiledrotten but #sweet

my #niece giving me #feels… she’s so #spoiledrotten but #sweet

danisnotonfire:

This is the story of the worst day of my life. The time I got sun stroke.

new video everyone! if you help me by reblogging this as usual i will look through the notes and stalk a whole bunch of you blogs to say thanks ^^

I’m addicted to rootbeer…no I don’t need help…I just want everyone to know

Source: rootbeer Monday
truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes

truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes

I’m starting “Paper Towns” by John Green… so far I’m like 30+ pages in… and I’m laughing a bit at the dialogue… but I just know he’s gonna rip my heart out later…

I don’t trust you John Green

where do I go from here?