i really feel sorry for the women who give birth today… i mean all of the labor day puns they’re going to have forced at them… ugh…Happy Labor day!!! happy STFU day!!!

daily-harry-potter:

He Who Literally Can’t Even (found this on Facebook, had to share)http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com

mother of god….. takes off sunglasses….

daily-harry-potter:

He Who Literally Can’t Even (found this on Facebook, had to share)
http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com

mother of god….. takes off sunglasses….

its 1am… and you’re cutting your grass… are you high?

Source: outside my house right now

amazingphil:

THINGS I THOUGHT WERE TRUE THAT ARE NOT TRUE 3

older brothers are evil… 

Saturday Morning “Free” Writing

Saturday Morning “Free” Writing

I’m having trouble finding the proper words to put into sentences to try and say what I need to say.  I didn’t plan for any of this to happen, I didn’t plan.

Here I am at an age where most are living the lives they wrote long ago,  and I’m still testing which pen feels the best in my hand.

Maybe I wasted my time dreaming. Maybe I took too long thinking about the clouds. Maybe I just didn’t want…

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compurrter buddy

compurrter buddy

book-worm709:

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

God bless her

and what’s my excuse for being a lazy bum? seriously blessings to her and those she’s reached 

cat’s like… “did you see that?”… “thats some crazy sh*t there..”

cat’s like… “did you see that?”… “thats some crazy sh*t there..”

take all the time YOU need for YOU… i’ve been there and back and rinse and repeat… take all the time YOU need 

take all the time YOU need for YOU… i’ve been there and back and rinse and repeat… take all the time YOU need 

(Source: ingentingg)

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

my eyes just rolled out of my head… 

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

my eyes just rolled out of my head… 

after the tragic loss of my kitten a few days ago… we went today and adopted this little guy from a no kill shelter … meet ZuZu … ain’t he handsome!

hevilihi:

What am I doing with my life, Isabelle. What. Am. I. Doing.

hevilihi:

What am I doing with my life, Isabelle. What. Am. I. Doing.